i really hate people who cheat my feelings.
it's so mean and thoughtless! like how su only rips his shirt in theconcert that ISN'T recorded
and the worst thing is when its INANIMATE OBJECTS that cheat my feelings!
like WHAT THE FISH?! non-stick pans are SUPPOSED TO BE NON-STICK
and the stupid pan was so STICK that my poor oatmeal-biased raisin cookies died an ugly death
like ugly squished up into an unsightly mess death
and make me look like a n00b baker (which is the truth but SHH)
and i had to spend like a lot of time scraping off the bits of cookie from the NON-NON-STICK pan
and the worst part is that i can't even scold the pan for cheating my feelings :(
haha okay the above was totally crack but i'm feeling in the mood now cos gorgor came over and told me loads of army stuff that's damn funny!
and army doesn't seem so hard after all! apparently this guy in his company put on like 10kg after getting enlisted?! what the hell?!
if there was a war, we'll be so PWNED >.<
anyhows, i successfully made 2 batches of oatmeal-biased raisins(named because of the very little raisins i put in)
that actually looked like cookies and not roadkill
and i'm pretty biased towards all things rectangular now because the rectangular pan was the real non-stick while the circular one was bullshit
so friends and fellow n00b bakers, BUY RECTANGULAR PANS!
and apparently they tasted really good, the cookies not the pans, cos everyone who tasted them(yeye mama guma and gujiong) said it was yummy!
it MAY be because they will be faced by endless "BUT WHY?! WHY?! WHAT'S WRONG?! IT TOOK ME AGES TO MAKE THEM AND YOU SAY NOT NICE?!" if they insulted it but hey, they didn't!
and it MAY be because i used cookie mix instead of baking from scratch :D
HAHAHA but whatever the case, BAKING COOKIES... SUCCESS!
hohoho!!!!
back to army stories,
apparently, all the people in school who have brothers in army have been saying all the ghost stories at pulau tekong and how everyone grew fitter and stuff, but after gorgor's story telling today, it's quite the opposite
about the ghost stories, the guy whom they found dead was actually clutching his intestines rather than them being laid out neatly next to him but whatever the case, being de-intestined is NO JOKE. >.<
and apparently there's tonnes of women at pulau tekong!
all aunties that cook and clean and one ex-men-became-woman who is one of the barbers and whom gorgor never wants to have his head shaved by
apparently he's (she's) still fugly
and yet one of the guys in his company looks so pretty with make up and newspaper boobs(because they had this competition, not because he's a gay to be)
PRETTY BOY ALERT! and he threw his newspaper boobs to the awesome after his victory, even though i'm pretty sure no one in the audience would want them
those who did, well, pray hard you're not in the same bunk as them then
and the PT is not so hard and many people don't have to do pull-ups because they have dislocated shoulders before and people who can unhinge their jaw at their whim(or for the amusement of others) and people who wear g-strings to do(and fail miserably) standingbroadjumps
okay, the last one is HALF-TRUE cos he may not be wearing a g-string
but apparently he couldn't jump very well, like failed horribly
so the officer was like "you wearing your own underwear, your brother's underwear, g-string, or panties?"
and then after another failed attempt, a nearby officer confirmed the answer: "g-string"
HAHA thank goodness girls don't have to go army :D inserts smug grin :D
and apparently there's this guy only abit taller and heavier than clemmy! like 38kg (A LOT LIGHTER THAN ME :( )
cries miserably :'( he's like tiny! but could still hike 8km carrying a 20kg bag... power!
so now he's like clem's personal boogeyman..."if you don't eat your food, then you'll end up like him! confirm cannot get girlfriend! unless she's a midget too!"
and there's the nobody craze at the camp now because this group of meenas performed nobody there
complete with tight dresses and all and flashed to the many armyboys who rushed up front when their performance started
"see no touch" the officer said before the performance " see anything, it's okay, just DON'T POINT. if you see and touch, then DB for you"
LOL! DB which sounds so innocent to the many of us who did DB(dream big) cip at zhps is so hell for them
it's like a jail, only with horrible food and no caning
and the horrible food stems from the fact that everyone in the DB(detention barracks) have to take turns to cook for everyone else
so if you're horribly unlucky and ended in DB with a bunch of cannot-cook-to-save-their-lives people, then good for you
you'll lose some weight(either through not eating or puking your guts out after eating) then easier to do pull-ups :D
and apparently there're many mats who like to act gay there and one indian who seems to really be gay
the act-gay ones carry their helmets like handbags and pretend that going anywhere is going shopping while the real gay poses 24/7 and responds to any "fcuk you"s with a very smart and goose-bump-inducing "i charge by the minute"
SOUNDS SO INTERESTING RIGHT?! i thought in army, you just do PT until you want to die and sing "wake me up when NS ends" endlessly
instead it's filled with interesting people and funny things and not-so-tough PT
but i secretly think you grow a bit stupid in army, either from excessive PT or hanging around bengs and mats too much
cos his story tellings were interspersed with a LOT of LONGPAUSES where he stares in front with his mouth open like a retard
and i had to whack him to get the story telling to continue
maybe cause clem was playing Halo 3 with mei and he was watching the game, which is seriously NOT INTERESTING AT ALL
or because of army
i strongly think it'sthe former :)
in return for the stories, I'm sending him the mp3 of "Nobody"
hope gee is the next army craze, cos even though wondergirls are pretty hot in tight shiny and too short spandex
snsd is always cooler :D
and I'M SO LOVING "don't cry my lover" by dbsk now
I CAN'T BELIEVE I DON'T HAVE THIS SONG?!?!
what's WRONG with me, bashes head against wall
it's composed and written by kimjaejoong(with the help of his part-bitch, part-dork girlfriend YOOCHUNPARK), singer and pretty boy extraordinaire
it's so so so so good, and it's a ballad (:
and junsu sounds really born to sing here, and of course the composer of the song sounds like heaven too
and the lyrics were so sweet >.<
WHY DIDN'T THEY PERFORM THIS SONG LIVE?! FANGIRLS WOULD KILL TO WATCH IT LIVE! at least this fangirl
basically, it's love :)
and makes yunjae seem so true because he's like telling yunho to wait for him till gay marriages are legal
and and and cm let me listen to rock ver. of hug, rock ver. of the way u are and concert ver. of hey! all performed at mirotic concert
which were all SO DAMN AWESOME <3 omgee, i never wanted to be at the concert as badly as i did while listening to the songs >.<
yunho sexy sexy fcuk-me-now smirk during hey! was <3 "break it down now break it down now break it down"
dbsk, stealing hearts since 2004
and since they're like in Japan doing some japanese stuff,
IT'S SHINEE DOMINATION!
i really love "shinee world", it's the best S.M.P song after "AMIGO" with very sexy dance moves during minho's rapping part
and shinee on "star golden bell" is PWN cos onew is DAMN SMART
when he was in the same line as young, clueless and cute( adorable and stupid, VERY STUPID) taemin-ni
he had to whisper the answer for every question to taemin-ni and they won of course
then when he wasn't, well, needless to say, his line PWNED big time
while poor tae was the downfall of his team, made up of very forgiving and smitten and extremely pedo noonas
and i just love jinki's smile whenever his team wins,which is very often :D
and taemin's smile and cute face just makes me SO PEDO >.<
it's so hard to keep reminding myself that he's STILL 16 and i shouldn't be having any pedo thoughts BUT HIS SUPERCUTENESS IS <3
taemin-ah, even though i don't have a bank account yet, i'll transfer all my money to yours when i do
just keep on smiling! HAHA
and key the new blonde who knows how to work to the camera and just what to do to keep up his sexy badboy yet umma image
and minho the "i love you baby" who totally stole nickhun's heart and mine too
and jonghyun who can sing sing sing sing sing his way out of trouble
and them on road expedition with teukie and shindong was so hilarious
teukie who wants to get married and tae who wants to make friends in university
whichever university they go too, i'm SO going too ^_^
and their COMEBACK IS TODAY<3
COME SINGAPORE SHINEE, WE'RE WAITING (with gunnysacks, black tape and a huge net)
and today marks the last day before i embark on a mugging spree in a desperate bid to pass cts
it's the mug like hell or die season!
FAREWELL KPOP, FRIENDS AND FELLOW FANGIRLS, see you when cts are over and if i survived.. weeps miserably
I KNOW HOW I'M MISSING OUT ON SHINEE'S COMEBACK, DBSK'S NEW SINGLE, SNSD AND SJ'S SPECIAL STAGES
i mean HEENIM IS DANCING GEE!!!! the ultimate PAIBOR moment and I'M MISSING IT?! the fish?!
but luckily i'm going to have a last fangirling session with njdbskcult tomr and then meetandgreet transformers at taka and BUYING MY BUMBLEBEEFLEECETHROW!
and sb chalet was SO FUN but i'll blog about it when i get around to doing so cos or not you'll have to read this insanely long post and i'll have non-functioning fingers
so byebye see you and let's see each other again... over the rainbow, where common tests don't exist and southkorea is just a short train ride away